HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev took a nice drive out to the Hollywood sign where they were sitting in Dobrev's burgundy colored Cadillac Escalade SUV with the personalized license plate Elena G.
The two were enjoying the beautiful, sunny Southern California weather and chatting about the next episode of their very popular show The Vampire Diaries.
Nina replied how excited she was at the fact that the fabulous singer Celine Dion was going to be appearing in an upcoming episode in which she portrays her character, Elena Gilbert's Aunt Candella Gilbert-Boxmeister.
In the particular episode Candella reveals a shocking secret to Elena that her parents had made her promise that she would never reveal until Elena's 40th birthday.
But Candella said that she decided to tell her but asked her not to let her parents know that she had broken her promise to them because she was afraid that they would then insist that she repay them the $9,000 loan they had made to her so she could have her B-Cup breasts surgically enhanced up to a C-Cup.
Nina has been a fan of Celine ever since she first heard her sing the theme song to the Titanic "My Heart Will Go On" and the follow up song, "Wow, That Sure Was One Hell Of An Iceberg Huh?"
Ian noted that he has always thought that Ms. Dion was a very sexy lady especially when she wears that very tiny Wonder Woman bikini swimsuit that she received as a Christmas present three years ago from President and Mrs. Obama and their two daughters Malia and Sasha.
As Ian and Nina talked right below the sign's "Y" letter Nina told Ian that she had a surprise for him. He looked around and asked, "Celine Dion is here! I knew it. Where is she Nina?"
"No Ian," Nina replied, "Celine is not here."
"Yes, really. And I'm so sorry to disappoint you cutey."
Ian smiled and then asked if she had bought him that Fender Stratocaster guitar that he had been wanting for the past year.
She shook her head and replied that it was not a guitar.
Nina then took her cell phone out. She dialed a number and simply said, "Okay."
And within two minutes a bright red 2012 fully loaded red Lamborghini Murcielago drove up right behind Nina's SUV. A gentleman in a fancy three piece suit got out of the Lamborghini, walked over to Nina and handed her the keys.
Another car drove up and the driver got in and left. Nina was smiling like the California cat that had swallowed the Connecticut canary. She hugged Ian and handed him the keys to his Valentine's Day present.
Ian hugged her and gave her one of the biggest, deepest French kisses in the history of French kisses.
Nina said her legs turned to jello.
Ian opened the car door for his lovely girlfriend and he then got in behind the wheel of his brand new $277,000 Valentine present and the happy couple drove off grinning from ear-to-ear on the Hollywood Freeway.
In a non-related story. GOP maven Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter has stated that the rumor that she will be moving to Afghanistan in early March is totally false.