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Saturday, 11 February 2012

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Sammy's gone "nuts"

Samuel L. Jackson star of such films as "Snakes on a Plane" and it's box office smash prequel "Rise of the Revenge of Bees on a Crane: This time Payback is Personal" abandons plans to construct a palace made entirely of human hair and egg boxes.

But it gets disturbingly stranger. Rob Schneider, a close friend of Jackson tweeted to his seven followers "Sammy's goin thru a hard time right now but that does not excuse his succulent behaviour"

A few hours later he was spotted unloading bales of hair and crates of chickens outside Mr. Jackson's residence. Upon leaving an hour later there was what appeared to be a bizarre brown/white smear on his forehead

Schneider is currently going through a custody battle with his wife over a pack of poodles and a piece of cheese.

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