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Topics: Iran, The Simpsons

Monday, 6 February 2012

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He's next on the Iranian banned list, first porno Homer next sexy Shrek!

The Simpsons have been banned from Iran and Homer, Bart & the others are about to sue the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (miserable sod), for racial discrimination.

The reason why Iran is banning The Simpsons is because they are "too western and pornographic" and by watching the hit cartoon show, Iranian children and adults could actually laugh, have a bit of fun, enjoy themselves and this is too much to ask for in Iranian society.

The Iranian government are willing to make certain compromises in the wake of thwarting a lawsuit + the might of the US forces if they continue to act like morons by blocking the Straits of Hormuz and even worse, banning The Simpsons (they're worse than North Koreans!). If Homer's wife Marge and daughters Lisa & Maggie wear burka's then it's possible they will re-think their position.

President Obama, a keen fan of The Simpsons has added a couple of his own irons to the already blazing fire, here they are:

"I'm a great fan of the Simpsons and if the Iranian government refuse to allow it be shown then I'll bombard their nuclear power stations, attack their naval bases around the Straits of Homuz and make sure all Iranians can enjoy Homer & Co just like we do at home!"

More as we get it.......

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