HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews.
Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagrini in the James Bond action-packed spy thriller which was filmed in Minneapolis, Minnesota since it very much resembles modern day Dubai except of course that Minneapolis does not have any 195 story skyscrapers.
RPattz smiled as he said that he really had a hard time concentrating on his lines due to the fact that he had three of the most erotically beautiful co-stars that any male actor could possibly ever hope to work with.
He confessed that getting to work with Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron was so artistically satisfying and so physically pleasurable that he almost felt guilty getting paid to do it.
He winked and added that the keyword was of course almost.
The film's producer Martello Pellagrini noted that he could tell that during two or six of the more intimately romantic scenes that RPattz did become distracted once to the point of actually taking three bites out of a prop apple before realizing that it was made out of plastic.
The famed producer remarked that in defense of Mr. Pattinson he had to say that he himself, who is a seasoned veteran director and who has seen it all, was also smitten with the astoundingly alluring beauty of the three actresses that he and Pattinson secretly referred to as "The Titillating Trio."
FOOTNOTE: Pellagrini has stated that he is already formulating plans for the sequel which is titled, James Bond - Mattress Merriment in Mogadishu.