CATALINA ISLAND, California - According to several unnamed sources there appears to be a little more going on, on the set of the motion picture Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino than just acting.
One of the unnamed sources reported seeing Johnny Depp, who stars as Captain Francesco Schettino of the ill-fated Costa Concordia, and his co-star Lindsay Lohan who stars as the Captain's love interest Domnica Cermotan engaging in some extremely intimate and highly erotic tongue wrestling.
Even one of the members of the movies lighting crew identified as Dwightly "Spotlight" Bruxbright stated that after the filming of the dining room scene in which Captain Schettino is personally hand fed some Concord grapes by Miss Cermotan he noticed that Miss Lohan nonchalantly reached underneath the table.
A few seconds later Mr. Depp's face turned as red as a Philadelphia fire engine as one of Lohan's hands seemed to wander very close to his seafaring pants nether region.
After the film's director Staccato Monteverdi had yelled cut on the last scene of the evening Depp and Lohan were seen walking up one of the decks of the Sea Nymph of The Lower Pacific which is doubling as the Costa Concordia and entering the luxuriously exquisite Lord Beau Brummell Honeymoon Suite.
According to reports from Bedroom Pillow Talk's Vodka Vermicelli Mr. Depp and Miss Lohan are denying everything of a romantic nature including the hickey that LiLo is supporting on her neck which she says was a result of one very big mosquito.