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Sunday, 1 July 2012

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Is Britney falling apart again?

Fears were growing again for Britney Spears health last night as she told fans she would be purchasing a 'duplex' in East London and competing at the London 2012 Olympics.

Speaking to a fan on myface she said she loves the east end, after filming the video for 'Criminal' in Dalston. She also told the fan she was hoping to perform at the Radio 1 Big Weekend in Hackney, but had not been asked yet. (not realising it was last week)

She then said she is very sporting, and her friend had suggested she compete in the Olympics in the brand new shaven head event. She finished the conversation by saying she wanted to marry a 'cock-knee' like her step-mom Madonna, and perform in the crime drama 'eastenders'.

The news comes in the same week that LA Galaxy player David Beckham was dropped from the British Olympic football team.

Pop critic Nelly McJelly told the spoof "If she's still using myface she's definitly gone fruit batty again".

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