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Wednesday, 1 February 2012

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FuFi Fondue's personal hair dryer, the Ferrari Deluxe XX7, valued at $28,000. (It was a gift from Elton John).

BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, the star of Vampire Diaries, was sitting in her usual chair at the famed Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive.

She was being given the full hair treatment by the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue.

Fondue who at one time or another has done the hair of every major female celebrity in Hollywood asked La Nina, as he calls her, about the erotic photos of her and her fellow Vampire Diaries co-star Ian Somerhalder that had appeared on the Internet.

Dobrev informed him that she did not know anything about any erotic photos. FuFi put his hand to his mouth and then told her that the rumors were running rampant and that even Nancy Pelosi and Brett Favre had made snide comment about them.

Nina asked about the photos. FuFi stopped what he was doing. He grabbed his Kiwi Margarita and led Dobrev to his office in the back of the salon.

He logged onto his computer and he typed in www.yowsawowsa.wow and right away some photos appeared. Nina saw them and instantly knew that those photos were not of her and Ian as they had clearly been photoshopped.

Fondue asked her how she could be so sure. Nina started laughing and told him that for one thing her eyes are brown and the girl in the photo has blue eyes.

And for another thing, the male is wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates baseball cap and Ian is a fan of the Houston Astros who are big rivals of the Pirates.

She then pointed out that if he (FuFi) looked real close he could see that the girl in the photo had the words Vampire Dairies tattooed on her bikini line.

Nina lifted up her I Love Bulgaria T-shirt and showed him that she did not have a tattoo on her bikini line and certainly not one with the words Vampire Diaries.

Fondue started giggling like a San Fernando Valley school girl. He told Nina that he knew that she would never pose with Ian or any other guy like the way the girl in the photos had and especially not on top of a rhino at the San Diego Zoo.

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