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Sunday, 29 January 2012

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Hearing Bawa Wawa scream out, "I have two hoohoo's!" is not something that the audience of "The Vu" get to hear every day, but that's exactly what happened when Joan and Melissa Rivers stopped by "The Vu" on Tuesday.

Wawa introduced the ladies' new show "Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Her VA JJ Best?" and played a porno clip, not realizing it was really a porno clip, but soon after the pair composed, Whoopi stopped sweating, Bawa Wawa had her pulse checked and everyone sat their asses down to continue the girl talk. Joy Behard said to them, "We have heard that one of you has two hoohoo's, correct?"

Joan screamed, "Guilty, I had a bit of work done on my old hoohoo which now is brand new hoohoo, so really I do have two hoohoo's. Engineers completely re-designed my worn out and rusted Volvo. I now have a hemi engine under the hood that takes the corners tight. I found a Farrari enthusiast to take it for a fast test drive once around the block. At first I was alarmed when he said can we take her through a four on the floor. Thank gawd Melissa turned to me and said that's on your hands and knees Mom."

Later in the show Lisabeth Hasselback gave the low down on Melissa's new mantoy and super stud, Steve Kirsch is the founder of Triple XXX, a sophisticated high tech adult entertainment company 'Vavavavoom'. Kirsch apparently has found a doubly-endowed woman and made her a $1 million offer to appear in one of his closed set flicks.

Sources revealed that all lips have been ordered tightly sealed on the details of the location shoot.

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