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Saturday, 28 January 2012

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This will be the CD cover of Justin and Selena's Valentine's Day album. (Photo by Ashton Kutcher).

TARZANA - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were enjoying Southern California' wonderfully, warm, wintertime, weather as they visited the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo.

The couple who have visited the petting zoo before walked around with a 10 pound bag of petting zoo food and were approached by some of the petting zoo inhabitants such as Gladys the Goat, Kora the Kangaroo, Chucky the Chicken (which is Justin's favorite), and Ramon the Neutered Rabbit (which is Selena's favorite).

Justin noticed that another petting zoo regular Pepe the Peruvian Penguin was nowhere to be found. He asked one of the petting zoo employees identified as Bagby "Swizzle Stick" Wispingwind, were little Pepe was.

Wispingwind pointed out that since the temperature was 91, little Pepe wanted no part of the heat and he was relaxing in his little penguin ice house.

As Justin and Selena turned to get back to some of the other animals they were approached by Fuchsia Garfunkel a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle.

She asked Bieber about the rumor that he and Selena were going to be recording a CD with a Valentine's Day theme.

He smiled as he fed some petting zoo food to Wanda the Weasel and replied that the rumor was in fact true.

He stated that he and Selena had been wanting to do the CD since last year but they weren't able to due to the fact that Selena had developed a bad case of laryngitis which she believes she got from drinking some evaporated milk that had not quite fully evaporated.

Garfunkel asked what songs would be on the CD. Selena replied that they had decided that the entire CD would be filled with love songs by Led Zeppelin.

Miss Garfunkel got a puzzled look on her face as she remarked that Led Zeppelin really did not record any love songs.

Justin jumped in and told her that she was wrong and that she probably had them confused with Creedence Clearwater Revival or maybe Grand Funk Railroad.

Selena then informed her that some of the romantic songs that would be included on their Valentine's Day CD were "Whole Lotta Love," "Heartbreaker," Good Times Bad Times," "Fool In The Rain," "Dazed And Confused," and "Living Loving Maid."

Garfunkel smiled and replied that she would really be looking forward to the CD. She thanked the happy musical couple for their time.

Justin and Selena then both bent down to pet a Madagascar Boa Constrictor. Justin mentioned to Selena that he believed that this was the same Madagascar Boa Constrictor that last October had bitten Kate Gosselin on her left knee.

They quickly stopped petting and headed for the exit.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Justin and Selena's Valentine's Day CD has not even been recorded yet and it already has advance sales of 800,000 copies.]

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