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Saturday, 28 January 2012

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Aishwarya Rai has said that she feels that there are a lot of similarities between Heidi Montag and Marilyn Monroe.

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with Candlelight Productions has just announced that filming will soon begin on their latest collaboration Control, Alt, Delete.

The R-rated motion picture which will be directed by Sheboygan Saddlewood will star Heidi Montag and India's Aishwarya Rai.

Saddlewood informed Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine that he had been trying to work with Miss Rai ever since he first saw her in 2010, when she starred in the film by the award-winning Amanpreet Brothers Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta.

The movie which was voted the Movie of The Year in Iceland, Mexico, and Ethiopia also starred Indian actresses Rani Mukherjee and Preity Zinta.

Miss Vox spoke with Aishwarya Rai who won the Miss World of 1994 Beauty Pageant about the new Sheboygan movie.

She added that she is really looking forward to working with Miss Heidi Montag whom she considers to be one of the best up and coming young actresses in America today.

Ms. Rai pointed out to Miss Vox that the fact that Ms. Montag has had close to 40 cosmetic surgeries did not matter one bit to her. The Indian actress stated that she had heard about Montag's tongue reduction procedure and the fact that she'd had ovaries enhancement surgery.

She grinned when she said that she also knew about her G-Spot realignment, but added that she had no idea that she had also had her her uvula circumcised.

Rai will star as Papaya Wappapello and Montag will star as Kitty Cinnamoncutt two very attractive, recently divorced computer programmers who work for a huge American computer consulting firm named Gigabytes 'R' Us which is based in Bombay, India.

In the movie Heidi Montag's character Kitty accidentally receives a very personal and sexually explicit email that is meant for one of the top executives at Gigabytes 'R' Us.

The extremely intimate email contains secret information about an invasion which Bangladesh is planning on carrying out against Colombia in April on Friday the 13th.

Miss Rai said that she first saw Miss Montag when she appeared with Joan Rivers in Allesandro Fiafatanelli's Botox - The Movie.

The stunningly beautiful Bollywood actress said that she could not get over how much Montag resembled the late great Marilyn Monroe, especially the way she pursed her lips, wiggled her hips, and pronounced the words chrysanthemum, aphrodisiac, and Fettuccine Alfredo.

Sheboygan Saddlewood said that the film will receive an R-rating due to explicit language, quasi porn content, and the unbelievable scene between the rooster and the female yak.

CLOSING TIDBIT: Control, Alt, Delete will be filmed in Laramie, Wyoming, which looks very much like 2012 Bombay.

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