Written by Jaggedone
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Disney World, dumbo

Monday, 23 January 2012

image for Pink elephant spotted by safari tourists is definitely Dumbo!
Sad days for Baloo, but not for Dumbo, he really can fly, MAN!

Dumbo, the pink flying elephant, has been discovered by safari tourists and they even managed to photograph him before he flew off! He was seen playing amongst a herd of real elephants after landing with a bump in the night. The tourists who spotted him compared photo's of the Disney favourite and now it has been confirmed that it was Dumbo.

An African expert on pink elephants gave the following statement: "There have been several sightings of Dumbo joining different herds of elephants in our national parks, but up till now everybody thought it was drunk on pink champagne tourists telling porky pies, but now we've got several shots of him on film we can confirm Dumbo has paid us a flying visit!"

A Disney spokesman also gave the following statement; "yup, sure we let Dumbo out now and then so he can visit his relatives in their natural surroundings, he just loves it man!" (The Disney spokesman was also filled up with pink champagne and high on pink mushrooms at the time of the interview).

Another Disney favourite, Baloo the Bear, was spotted hiding near an Indian jungle village, desperately hoping that Mowgli loses his interest in girls and returns to the jungle where he really belongs for a gay old time just like in the old days when gay really meant gay!

Make Jaggedone's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 4?

4 24 7 9

Go to top