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Wednesday, 18 January 2012

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Cameron Diaz says that she feels much better about herself since having her knockers enlarged. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HONOLULU - Cameron Diaz was sunning herself on Honolulu Beach oblivious to the crowd that had formed around her.

As she looked up she suddenly noticed that she had at least a dozen admirers. Cameron who has never been shy suddenly stood up and began chatting with the 12 beach goers.

One asked if he could have her autograph. She smiled and signed her name. Another asked if he could have his picture taken with her. She nodded approvingly. And then a third asked if he could touch her brand new boobs.

Cameron, 39, turned red and before she could say anything three of her admirers picked up the rude dude and dumped him in the water.

According to iRumors Miss Diaz went in for breast enhancement surgery two weeks ago. Cameron spoke with Taffeta Kixx who asked her why after all of these years did she finally decide to get a boob job.

Diaz confided to her that she just got tired of losing boyfriends and finding out later that the reason was because she was not as well-endowed in the tata's department as her boyfriends would have liked.

She noted that Alex Rodriguez for example never said a word to her but he did inform his New York Yankees batting coach who told the New York Yankees bat boy, who then told his mom, who went to school with Cameron Diaz, and texted her what A-Rod had said.

Cameron did say that she was glad to get rid of the Yankees player because all he ever wanted to do was talk about his batting average, his baseball cleats, and his tramp stamp tattoo of a Louisville Slugger baseball bat.

Cameron says that now that she has gone from a B-Cup to to a C-Cup she feels a whole lot better even though she did have to replace her entire bra collection which consisted of 27 bras including a special one that had been given to her by President and Mrs. Obama when she visited the White House on Thanksgiving day of last year.

Diaz said that she got her breast augmentation in order to lure a more younger bunch of guys. She says she is tired of dating older guys who only care about her because she is one of the most famous movie stars in Hollywood.

FOOTNOTE: Cameron did want it known that the rumor that she has a tattoo with Charlie Sheen's name on her bikini line is positively false.

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