BEVERLY HILLS - The 69th Annual Golden Globes Awards Show was hosted by a very subdued Ricky Gervais.
The man who many refer to as "The Count of Cruelty" was not the same Ricky Gervais who resembled a den of rattlesnakes at last years Golden Globes.
Even his obligatory glass of beer on the podium appeared to be watered down.
Gervais was asked backstage by Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight where the old mean-as-hell Ricky Gervais was. Mr. G simply shrugged his shoulders and replied that he was sitting in his favorite pub back in good olde London.
De Gallo then managed to speak with Madonna who won the award for Best Original Song defeating Elton John in that category.
He asked her what she thought about what Elton had said that there was no way in bloomin', blimey, bloody, 'ell that the "Material Skank" would be winning that award.
Madonna grinned and stated, "That Elton the grouch was probably upset because his women's knickers (panties) were probably too tight."
The famous songstress then added that Elton and his husband David (Furnish) both looked like they had fallen off of a gigantic gay wedding cake.
De Gallo spoke with Elton and made him aware of Madonna's knickers remark. He puffed up like an old bullfrog and immediately he replied that he was not wearing womens knickers. Then turning to his hubby he and stated, "Davey tell Mr. de Gallo what I am wearing underneath my big boy pants."
The funky hairdoed Furnish did not miss a beat and he replied that Elton (his wife) was wearing a pair of Sponge Bob Square Pants boxer shorts in honor of their favorite cartoon character.
John then went on to say that Madonna is just jealous because she is a has been and everyone knows that her upper thigh cellulite has now developed stretch marks along with liver spots.
The Elton John - Madonna Feud will most assuredly continue because Elton and Madonna are two individuals in the music world who are viciously vindictive bitches.