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Monday, 16 January 2012

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Hollywood was awash with rumours last night of a Titanic sequel - and of course the obvious question on everyone's lips - would we get a second sitting of Kate Windswept's golden globes?

At the glitzy annual Golden Globe award ceremony British compere Picky Oikface joked in his monologue "We've all seen them before so getting them out for an encore won't exactly be Mission impossible for Kate".

A source backstage said "The Titanic sequel is definitely a goer now - work started on the script yesterday. The only worry for the directors is whether Kate gets 'em out again - if she doesn't the film could sink at the box office.

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