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Sunday, 15 January 2012

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"This Little Piggy"

All  women may not be created equal ... but one of the biggest posh pinky toenail polish companies on the planet is sure paying them like they are ... and get this -- even the half and half sisters are raking the BIG BUTT MOTHER LOAD.

ETZ has learned ... all 6 K-babes (Kris, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kylie and Kendall) inked a deal with POOPI to become spokeswomen for an exclusive Kardishian line of posh pinky toenail polish ... featuring colors like: 

Kriscrap -- an intense dark caramel tone
Kimmmiepoo -- a soft, delicate pale brown bisque hue
Khloekaka -- an eye-catching dark black bean hue
Kourtneyrhea -- a striking deep chocolate brownie tone

According to the contract, obtained by ETZ, the family was guaranteed $600,000 for their famous toes -- plus a cut of the plush pinky toenail polish profits. 

Here's the thing ... the documents show that Kimmie insists that the cash cow is being divided EQUALLY between all of the women's toes-- wow --that's $10k-per-pinky for all you math wizards out there. 

Zelda Terwilliger, roving reporter from ET2 explains: "Apparently Kimmie said the idea just dropped out of her. She was in the loo thinking 'business' and there it was, an idea for earthen tone toenail polish." 'Brilliant'

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