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Thursday, 12 January 2012

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Has She? Hasn't She? And Who Gives A Toss Either Way?

The Daily Mail scooped the not very prestigious Piffle Prize for the second day running, with the absolutely not news of any description headline, as seen above.

Not surprisingly, the 'story' first appeared in the National Enquirer, and even featured a quote from a cosmetic surgeon, who - it was stressed - had not operated on the Charlie's Angels star, 39.

Today's Piffle Prize field was quite closely contested, but the judges gave the nod to the Mail after an intense three minute period of deliberation.

"This just isn't a news story at all," one judge announced. "There's really no evidence either way to suggest that Ms Diaz did or did not have a boob job. On the face of it, the DM appear to have got hold of some pictures of the lady in a bikini and appear to have made up a story based loosely around the pics. It's just a load of old bollocks really."

As usual, the DM's online readers comments column featured the usual load of self righteous waffle, with only one remotely accurate comment, stating more or less - who cares?

The Sun scooped today's silver medal spot with "Beyonce and Jay-Z want to make first music video in SPACE." The judges felt that this one deserved a special mention. And in third place today, we had "Fire in Burnley chimney" from The Burnley Express.

All very interesting. Or perhaps not.

More as we get it.

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