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Wednesday, 11 January 2012

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A venue for High Fluing Elephants.

The world of showbusiness was rocked to its very foundations today with the news that the Ed and Dave MiliBand have split up.

Having sold millions of jobs down the road and been responsible for giant billion-selling hits such as "Wonder Edballs", "You can call me Alisdair, Darling", "Another Michael Foot in the Wall" and "Maggie May Not", they have decided to go their separate ways.

They are each now going on to work on their own individual projects, with Ed giving up politics in order to continue leading the Labour Party, while brother Dave is well on the way to his own career with the formation of his new group, "High Flying Elephants".

Separate promotional tours are expected to be announced shortly, with ticketmaster charging way over the face value printed on the tickets, plus booking fees.

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