NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie recently arrived in the Big Apple where they attended the 77th New York Film Critics Circle Award Gala.
Pitt won the award for best actor for his portrayal of Billy Beane in the baseball movie Moneyball. The film was also nominated for Best Picture, Best Use of Uniforms, and Best Sports Clichés.
Brad showed up with a cane. When he was asked by the entertainment media what had happened he replied that he had torn some ligaments while snow skiing with his daughter Vivienne Sushi Pitt-Jolie.
He also added that he had bruised his left tonsil, chipped one of his wisdom teeth, and had a two inch scratch just above his belly button.
When asked if VivSu was okay he replied that she was and that she had laughed at him as he laid motionless in the snow. He then quipped that she made three snowballs and she hit him with the first two and the third one missed him and knocked out an elderly snow woodchuck.
Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres asked Pitt about the rumor that he had actually gotten hurt when Angelina angrily gave him a karate kick after she had heard him mention the name Jennifer Aniston to a reporter with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine.
Pitt blushed and said that it was an unfounded rumor and that there is no way that Angie could land a karate kick on him since he is one of the fastest movers in all of Hollywood.
When Angelina was asked if she had in fact hurt Brad with a karate kick she smiled, raised her eyebrows, and asked, "Is Jennifer Aniston a fake blonde?"
Brad Pitt revealed that he will soon be appearing in the Bellanino Terrabini pornographic/spy film classic 'Sell By February 14.'