HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand will soon be a free man after filing for divorce from his wife of 14 months singer Katy Perry.
Brand stated that he filed in Los Angeles County on grounds of Irreconcilable Ipso Facto Differences.
Vanessa Bryant will soon be a free woman after she filed for divorce from her husband of ten years Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant.
The soon-to-be-Ex-Mrs. Kobe Bryant also filed in Los Angeles County but her filing was on grounds of Irreconcilable Ipso Philandering.
According to Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer Russell and Vanessa were allegedly seen in Brand's 2012 baby blue Lamborghini parked below the "W" of the famed Hollywood sign.
Confetti stated that she had heard the rumor from a very close friend of Kobe's who would not reveal his name. The unnamed source divulged the fact that he knows it was Vanessa because he was close enough to hear her voice and he said that Vanessa has a unique way of pronouncing the word Massachusetts.
When asked how she pronounces the word, the unnamed source stated that she pronounces it MASSA-JEW-SEZ.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I spoke with Ryan Seacrest and he told me that the unnamed source is an unemployed tamale maker who lives in La Brea named Carlitos P. Fandango].