Elin Nordegren, the ex wife of Tiger Woods sent shock waves through the world when she destroyed her 12 million dollar home recently.
A spokesman for Woods said he "found it hard to believe that a privileged and obscenely wealthy young woman with relatively few talents would behave in a wasteful and foolish manner. Things like that just don't happen!"
You may remember Nordegren as the ex wife of philandering golfer Tiger Woods, whose bafflingly moronic infidelity and adulterous affairs also shocked the world. Up until then, overpaid pampered sports figures were always known for their exemplary behavior and good sense.
A spokesperson for Nordegren stated that "while the home was worth around twelve million it wasn't like that was fifty million or anything, so it's no big thing really. Besides, she's suffered enough and she needs to get on with her life and various wastes of money that could provide fleeting moments of happiness without any regard for those less fortunate."
He added "Until you know how it feels to have twelve million dollars to throw away for no good reason, you shouldn't judge someone who does."