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Monday, 3 November 2003

In a world that values scruffy, foulmouthed, talentless celebrities, it was refreshing to hear the news that Rod Stewart had been given a knighthood.

Good on you, your Majesty!

Good on you, Tony baby!

How kind of you to give Rod the Mod a bloody title to stop his incessant whingeing !

It can't be easy having all that sex and eating a kilo of gravel a day to keep body and voice together.

Especially when you're an old man.

So arise, 'Sir Rod' !

Yes! it does have a ring to it.

But then again, so do a lot of other bums.

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