Justin 'Cuddly-Buns' Timberlake has revealed his hidden secret: he has a three-foot trousersnake. Pop star and all-round bad-boy type Justin admitted to teen magazine 'Just Hit Puberty' that he is the proud owner of a 36 Inch beast, which he masages every night.
The elusive South American Trousersnake usually only grows to about 18 inches, says reptile expert Jilly Spackerton. "Its only a small snake, but for Justin's to be 36 inches is an impressive size."
Trousersnakes are native to Columbia and Surrey, but in Justin's slightly-too-baggy khaki cargo-pants it seems to have grown comfortably to a large size.
Justin said, "I like to massage my trousersnake every night, it helps it to grow. I feed it rats and mice usually, though as a treat it gets Fois Gras paté or perhaps some eggs benedict."
He added, "I heard of a guy in Arizona who had a 40 inch specimen, so mine's not that big really."
Justin adopted the snake after seeing it in a pet shop. Unfortunately the animal only has one eye, but that doesn't matter to him. "I love my one-eyed trousersnake. I stroke him a lot."
The snake's name, Little Justin, is taken from Justin's own name. He calls it 'little' for the feeling of superiority it gives him.
Justin Timberlake was famously in choreographed-dance-move-songs-written-for-them-talentless-arsehole boy-band N-Sync, before he went solo.
Timberlake's hits include Cry Me A River and a few with N-Sync, who were only big in America. He got to be most famous by dating Britney Spears, though he didn't shag her.