HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez recently stated that she has never been happier than when she is with her boyfriend Justin Bieber.
Gomez said that the thing that makes their relationship work is that she is the magnet and he is the steel. She noted that the two are always on the same page and that the only time they ever disagree is when he tells her that he loves her more than she loves him and she fires back telling him that he's wrong and that she loves him more than he loves her.
And so as the couple recently admitted to Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune the two of them are certainly as happy as two gophers in soft dirt.
Mixx laughed and added and definitely as happy as two woodpeckers in a Lincoln Log factory. Selena giggled and Justin simply said, "Bingo!"
The reporter for 5T has stated before that whenever she is around Justin and Selena it is as if she is sitting in the middle of a candy store.
Justin and Selena are both as sweet as can be and he keeps her laughing with his repertoire of Kiowa knock knock jokes, mother-in-law jokes, Michele Bachmann jokes, and jokes about Donald Trump's hairdo from hell.
Of course neither Justin nor Selena use the H-word or any of the other "Letter Words" like the F-word, or the P-word, or the B-word.
Miss Mixx asked Selena if she wanted to talk about her so called secret phobia. Selena blushed and said that she did and remarked that she is totally scared of fireworks, including firecrackers, bottle rockets, Roman candles, and even sparklers.
When asked why the young singer shrugged her shoulders and replied that she thinks it's probably because when she was six a cousin named Skippy accidentally shot a bottle rocket at her and it landed in her hair partially burning part of her cowlick.
Justin started giggling and Selena told him that it was not funny. He replied that he was not laughing at her but at the sweatshirt that Mixx was wearing with a photo of Sarah Palin and the words below it which read, "This woman is a menace to moose, elk, reindeer, and other critters - if you see her tell her to grow the eff up."