Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem.
In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist organisation, said that the members of his organisation - nick-named "fruit and nutters" - can no longer compete with the 'western infidels' of Procul Harem.
He went on to say that in order to save having to visit every individual record store throughout the world and gently blow it up, the best way was to try and beat Procul Harem at their own game.
They have since contracted with Simon Cowell's "Psychopath" record label and are releasing a CD of specially-chosen music within the next 6 weeks.
The track listing confirmed to date includes some of Boko Harem supporters' favourite tunes:
A whiter shade of semtex
Sergeant Pepper's lonely suicide squad
Tie a yellow bombsack around the old oak tree
It's not what you do it's the way that you blow it up
I wish it could be Semtex every day