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Wednesday, 28 December 2011

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The Kobe Bryant High Flying, Three-Ring Circus does not have any elephants but it does have a whole bunch of ho, ho, ho's

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just offered Kobe Bryant an opportunity to follow in the footsteps of former, fellow Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom and star in his own reality show.

Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian who star in Khloe & Lamar have relocated to Dallas since Lamar was traded to the Dallas Mavericks.

Reports are that the executives of their reality show are toying with the idea of changing the name of their reality show to Khloe & Lamar Do Dallas.

Meanwhile Kobe Bryant, who has had divorce papers filed on him by his soon-to-be extremely rich ex-wife Vanessa Bryant was asked to appear in a brand new reality show to be filmed in the Los Angeles area and aptly named Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches.

A spokesperson for the Laker star said that Mr. Bryant is presently very devastated at the fact that his esposa (wife) has dumped his wandering wiener.

King Kobe, as Lakers white player Luke Walton calls him, reportedly just keeps mumbling to himself, 'it wasn't me, it was them, it was da sultry, sexy ass, white chicks, they put it in my face, what was I suppose ta do pass it - everyone knows dat Kobe Bryant don't pass.'

Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Lakers owner Jerry Buss is so fed up with the entire Kobe Bryant High Flying, Three-Ring Circus that he is seriously considering trading him to the Toronto Raptors just to get him out of the country.

Bedroom Pillow Talk will certainly stay with the story and bring you any new developments which are surely to develop in the Kobe Bryant High Flying, Three-Ring Circus.

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