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Tuesday, 27 December 2011

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Emma Watson's camel Toe

No longer a giddy young teenager in ponytails riding high on the success of Harry Potter, Emma Watson is now a fine young lady in her early twenties giddily riding high on the success of Harry Potter.

However, now that she is that little bit older, she freely admits to having great trouble in hiding her camel Toe.

In a frank and open interview with a snotty little journalist from one of those dreadful celebrity rags, she reveals that regardless of what clothing she wears, she regularly ends up revealing her camel Toe.

She went on to say that when she was just into her teens, people rarely remarked about her camel Toe. This was mainly because a young and very famous teenager leading a camel into anywhere, usually she was able to get away with it.

However, now that she frequents fancy and expensive restaurants and shops, she finds it increasingly hard to take her camel 'Toe' in with her, despite disguising it as a horse, sacred cow or otherwise.

She said "I was in some very exclusive boutique in Essex with Toe the other say, and the shop manager pointed at him and said 'Eeze a not a pony, know warra mean. I can see your camel Toe, innit, know warra mean. Eeze a camel, innit?'"

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