New York, NY - The fire department was called to quell street celebrations here after the live television audience of the pilot for the new reality TV show, "Methbusters", was accidentally exposed to massive amounts of crystal meth, according to anonymous sources within that department.
Host of the new show, Ms. Rackcay OeHay was demonstrating how to make crystal meth on stage, to show how dangerous it is. In order for everyone to see it well, she used about ten thousand times the normal batch size. Some of the ingredients exploded when the compound was mostly finished, spraying the entire studio: audience, crew, security guards, and host, with massive doses of crystal meth.
The point of the demonstration was to highlight the bad effects of the drug. However, the result was a massive party that rocked Rockefeller Center into the wee hours.
When the fire department was called, they were exposed and joined in the party. At the present time the situation is out of control and spreading through Manhattan, as more and more fire houses respond.
According to our anonymous source in the NYPD, plans are being put together to spray the unruly crowd with deadly aspartame spray, a 'nonlethal' weapon.