HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since announcing that she was divorcing her philandering Los Angeles Lakers husband Vanessa Bryant has been keeping a very low profile.
So much in fact that even FedEx deliverymen cannot seem to contact her to deliver Christmas presents.
The very attractive sultry Vanessa is reportedly devastated and does not want to speak to anyone, especially Piers Morgan who has sent her 17 emails and left her 19 phone messages.
A reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk did manage to talk to one of Mrs. Bryant's cousins, Olga Danielle Bolero, 27, who works as a pepperoni slicer at a Pizza Gal in Avocado Heights.
Miss Bolero, who spoke with BPT's Summersetter Faxx on conditions of anonymity [oops!], said that she has never seen her cousin as upset as she is now.
She added that she thought Vannie was upset back in 2003, when Kobe was caught doing the horizontal tango with that sexy, white blonde hotel clerk in Colorado, but as bad as that was, it pales in comparison.
Bolero said that the NBA superstar managed to get out of that marital mess by paying the young woman lots and lots of money to develop a case of statutory ipso concretorial amnesia.
Faxx asked Bolero about the rumors currently circulating that the reason Vanessa filed for divorce is because she found out that her husband was having an affair with Kim Kardashian alias "The 72 Day Bride."
Bolero shook her head and said that she had also heard that rumor and added that Kardashian denies it and has volunteered to take a Lie Detector Test, a DNA Test, and a Rorschach Inkblot Test to prove she is telling the truth.
A spokesperson for Miss Kardashian stated that Kim wants so badly to prove that she was not doing the bouncy bounce with Kobe Bryant that she will even subject herself to submitting to a state of California approved comprehensive pap smear.
Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Kim's sister Khloe called them from Dallas and said that their other sister Kourtney stated that Kim is just much to busy to even sit down and have a burrito with Bryant much less get involved in a bit of the old pelvic in and out.
Both Bedroom Pillow Talk and Tittle Tattle Tonight will stay with the developing story and bring you any further developments which are certainly bound to develop.