SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen says that he has really enjoyed staying out of the limelight lately and added that he has just passed the time sitting back and watching all of the Pepper Spray stuff, the Penn State mess, the fall of Herman Cain, and the May-December circus antics of 42-year-old J.Lo and her boy-toy Caspar Smart, 24.
Sheen recently spoke with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine in his Mulholland Estate Mansion, Casa Jose Cuervo.
Charlie said that he is thrilled that his old show Two and A Half Men is doing good with the addition of Ashton Kutcher, the soon-to-be-ex-husband/boy-toy of Demi "The Cougar" Moore.
He did say that sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night screaming that he cannot believe that he effen walked away from a weekly paycheck of $1.8 million!
Charlie who still responds to the nickname "The Space Cadet" says that he just goes to the bathroom and then to the kitchen and pours himself a couple of ounces of Jose Cuervo and goes right back to sleep.
He informed Miss Tallyho that he is being considered to be the host for the new Epitome Network reality show Home Celebrity Rehab.
The show is being created by Pomona Bombshell Productions, the same group that created Celebrity Planking, Celebrity Name Dropping, and The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
One of the creators Houston Galootbocker, 38, said that he is personally leaning towards hiring Sheen to be the show's host because he actually went through rehab for substance abuse in his own home.
Sheen managed to somehow convince the judicial powers that be, that he could do exactly what they were going to do to him at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in the privacy of his own home.
Charlie's main selling point was that if he was allowed to enter the rehab clinic his stay would immediately turn into a three-ring circus with reporters and paparazzi flying in to Los Angeles from every state in the union plus probably over 35 foreign countries including Peru.
The judge apparently agreed with Mr. Sheen's point and he granted him the right to be home rehabilitated which was a first for the Celluloid State of California.
Mr. Galootbocker stated that the new show Home Reality Rehab will include celebrities who are not only addicted to alcohol and every drug known to man but also to television soap operas, game shows, and those Geico Commercials with that cute, little green British gecko lizard as well.
December 26, is National Bake Some Cupcakes Day except in Wyoming and Mississippi.