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Sunday, 18 December 2011

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Brunettes not only have less fun, they're not pretty.

HOLLYWOOD - Kobe Bryant joins Ashton Kutcher and Kris Humphries as recent high-profile hot-shots who have decided to split with their wives.

Although no two relationships are the same, all indications point to the fact that in each of these cases the wife was just not pretty enough for her man.

Kutcher's soon-to-ex Demi Moore is only a decade away from the big "six oh", so this is a no-brainer.

Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Bryant, although younger than Moore by about half a lifetime, are obviously plagued by Brunettism. A recent study released by Harfold State College claims that young, powerful men are more often to drawn to those women exhibiting Blondism.

Insiders predict that the list of ugly brunettes to be shown the door in 2012 will likely include: Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez, Natalie Portman, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Garner, Evangeline Lilly, and Anne Hathaway.

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