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Sunday, 18 December 2011

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Susan shown at an outdoor concert in Glasgow, Scotland back in September.

CHATTANOOGA - Scottish songstress Susan Boyle recently performed at a sold-out concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga Tennessee.

Ms. Boyle, a native of Blackburn West Lothian, Scotland gave the cheering crowd three encores including her last song titled "Wild Horses" which she said he was dedicating to a certain, special someone who was in the audience.

Neville Twickenbuck who was covering the Susan Boyle concert for Tickety Boo News of England remarked that in all of the Susan Boyle concerts that he has attended that he has never seen her blush as much as she did during the last encore dedication.

Twickenbuck said that he met with the 50-year-old Ms. Boyle backstage and had a very nice chat with the Scottish singer. He remarked how nice she looked in her designer red and green Christmas outfit which had been specially made for her by Stella McCartney daughter of Sir Paul McCartney.

Stella has designed clothing for some of the worlds most famous women including Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, Celine Dion, Aishwarya Rai, Kate Gosselin, Ke$ha, and Michele Bachmann.

When Ms. Susie, as Twickenbuck calls her, was asked who the certain special someone that she dedicated her third encore song to was she broke out in a giggling fit and turned as red as a Scottish strawberry.

She shyly said that she has been exchanging e-mails with Chaz Bono. SuBo stated that she had not missed a Dancing With The Stars performance and that not only was she pulling for Chaz Bono, who she said was extremely cute, but she got to where she was actually voting for him as well.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: A very close friend of Ms. Boyle, identified as Heather "Teacup" Wigginshack of Carmunnock, Scotland, confessed that the singer voted for Chaz Bono at least 200 times each show.]

Ms. Boyle said that she had one of her assistants contact Chaz Bono and ask for an autograph. Bono sent her an 8 x 10 autographed glossy plus a copy of his latest book You Say Chastity, I Say Chaz, You Say I'm Wrong, I Say You're Stupid.

After that the two began exchanging e-mails and have become email pals. When Boyle found out she would be performing in Chattanooga she immediately sent Chaz two front row VIP tickets plus a $100 gift certificate to The Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner.

POSTSCRIPT: Chaz Bono is currently taking singing lessons from his mother 60s icon singer Cher. He hopes that one day he gets good enough to be able to record a duet with his idol Susan Boyle.

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