SIOUX CITY, Iowa - in a clear sign that all of the GOP political debates are starting to take a toll on Mitt Romney now comes word that he has bet Rick Perry $10,000 that Miley Cyrus got a boob job.
Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo has revealed that after the last debate Romney and Perry were talking backstage and talk turned to of all subjects breast enhancement surgery.
Romney was overheard asking Perry if he thought that Megyn Kelly, the debate's moderator had, had her breasts enlarged. Perry replied that he had no idea and added that to be honest he had not looked that closely at Kelly's bosom.
"Old Mittens," as Romney is called said that it was probably 50-50. Perry with a puzzled look on his face asked him if he meant 50-50 as in she only had one boob enlarged? Romney laughed and replied "Hey fella you definitely need to get out of the ranch house more often."
Perry shook his head as he giggled and remarked that he agreed with him for three good reasons but that he could only remember two of them and those two were the obvious ones.
Romney then said that he had read an article in The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle which stated that Miley Cyrus had gone in for a boob job.
Perry shook his head and said that he did not think so because Miley is a singer and not a model, and so therefore what in tar nation would a singer want to have bigger tits.
Romney laughed and told him that female singers who have big breasts have a tendency of being able to really hit the low notes much easier than female singers who are not as well endowed in the hooters department.
Perry informed him that he did not agree with him. Romney grinned and told him that he would be willing to bet him $10,000 that he was correct.
The Texas governor informed him that he is not a betting man and that even if he was he certainly would not place a bet on whether a female has had her boobs enlarged or not.
Just then Michele Bachmann happened to walk by and she asked both gentlemen what they were talking about. Neither man replied. She then remarked that she had overheard them mention the word boob.
Romney did not miss a beat and he replied that she was correct and that Rick and him had been talking about Jon Huntsman who both feel is one of the biggest boobs in the history of politics.
ARTICLE TIDBIT: Miley Cyrus told Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that she has not had a boob job and that if her boobs do in fact appear to look bigger it is simply the result of mother nature just working her tata's magic.