HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus recently turned 19, and she now feels that she should have a lot more control in things relating to her music career.
But according to a story reported by the El Lay Informer that is just not the case.
Gibraltar Yukon with the noted news publication stated that Miley was in the studio shooting a music video for her soon-to-be released single "Move Like Marley" when the video's director asked her to please put out the cigarette she was smoking.
Cyrus ignored him. He made his request again. Miley looked him in the face and said that she was Miley Cyrus, the Miley Cyrus alias Hanna Montana and that she had just turned 19, and that she was not going to put the cigarette out and that it would go in the music video.
The director is the highly respected music video producer-director Mendenhall Van Cluckette, 53, and he told Miley that he was going to call up her mom and dad and let them know that she was acting like a little diva.
Van Cluckette pointed out that he had worked with many well known, very talented singers including Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Celine Dion, Ke$ha, and Whitney Houston before she got all dysfunctional and went all Courtney Love.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Okay, Abel and I both know that Ke$ha is nowhere near as well known or as talented as the other four singers, but we do have to admit that she does have an extremely creative way of $pelling her name.]
Billy Ray Cyrus got on the phone with Miley and she put him on speaker. He told her to do what Mr. Van Cluckette instructed her to do because he is one of the most respected music video moguls in Hollywood and his music video's have won countless awards.
Miley replied that she did not care and that she is tired of being told what to do, what to eat, what to drink, what to wear, and even what damn effen brand of tampons to buy.
Billy Ray said that he didn't give a rat's ass what damn effen brand of tampons she uses. Miley hollered out "But mommy does!"
Miley's dad angrily hung up the phone. Miley then yelled out at Van Cluckette that the smoking would stay in the video. He shook his head and told her that he was scrapping the music video altogether and that he would rather work with a friggin, maladjusted, incompetent kangaroo addicted to crack cocaine and Mad Dog 20/20 Wine than to work with her.
SIDENOTE: Miley revealed to Gibraltar Yukon that before Nicole Scherzinger was chosen to be the X-Factor judge replacing Cheryl Cole that Simon "The Baron of Bitterness" Cowell had asked her to appear as a judge. She said that she turned him down because she cannot stand L.A. Reid, whom Miley described as Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson but with class, taste, and not as much body fat.