Santiago, Chile. In developing news, reports are emerging of the late Michael Jackson appearing in public, attending theatre shows and generally being sighted on numerous occasions. On at least one occasion, he was seen purchasing coffee at the Starbucks cafe in Santiago.
A brave witness tells the story of Michael rescuing him from being run down by a large truck though the Gloved One didn't prevent him from injury, as he "suffered a broken ankle in the incident". Jackson has supposedly been visiting an old doctor friend of his to thank him for buying his CDs.
If these mysterious sightings are authentic, people will react and attempt to follow the former singer; they may even want to touch him, in a bizarre form of messianic adoration.