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Saturday, 3 December 2011

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Stinki Needzashowa is set for fame

Today Channel 5 announced that Stinki Needzashowa,89; the Worlds oldest tramp is set for Celebrity Big Brother when it returns in January. The Polish born former plumber became a celebrity when he appeared on an Essex street for 10 seconds in TOWIE.

Stinki, 89 became homeless at the age of 21 when his boiler he tried to fix flooded his house. He jumped on a plane to London at the age of 25 and never looked back. He claims to have not showered for 24 years!! This will surely annoy fellow confirmed celebrity housemate Katie Fakebreast, 32 who claims she washes her face every hour.

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