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Saturday, 3 December 2011

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Lovin From The Oven

Mary Jo gave me a big heavy duty hug, having tweeted me the other day eager to spill the beans on her newest "Muskrat Life" cookbook series, "Sexy Cooking With Your Cubster."  She did admit to me that she wears sensational sexy VS "teddy's" and that her eyes and other body parts were a bit strained after a hell of a long day changing into a bevy of super skimpy "teddys" and testing her newest sensational recipes with her newest hottest cubster.

Asking me about whether or not I've test drove a hot cubster,I said "OMG NO".  

"She offered me her full support being a perfect example of someone who has found a wonderful balanced life with baggage free cublets and doing a bit of everything she used to love doing when she she was just a plain Jane stay at home wife with a stagnant career," says Zelda Terwilliger of Shimmer Girl.

I was more than interested to learn that celebrity chef Mary Jo, the former host of the shelved cooking series "What The Hell's For Supper?", has had rave reviews on her new cookbook called "Sexy Cooking With Your Cubster." It's a tongue-in-cheek slick sexy cookbook for older mature women.

Now, my man is much older than me, but as someone who has actually never once opened one, (cookbook, LOL) I figured a cookbook is a cookbook, and if "Sexy Cooking With Your Cubster" is meant to teach those young studsters how to cook in the kitchen and serve in the boudoir, then it could also teach me-a-virgin (in the kitchen...LOL.)

Anyway, here are some of Mary Jo's yummiest creations yet.  Cher "Sweet Cherry Pie At The Y",  Kathy Griffin "Red Snapper Sizzle with Caramelized Pecans",  Joan Rivers "Honey Nutty Double Fudged S'mores", Pam Anderson "Mounds of Almond Crackle Brioche", Loni Anderson "Puff Daddy Pastry Cheese Blintzes" , and Gail King "Maple Sponge Dark Chocolate Dipped Pandowdy Chews".

Mary Jo's newest cookbook "Sexy Cooking With Your Cubster" will be released in early 2012 in hard cover.

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