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Thursday, 1 December 2011

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Lottie Jo Lafayette, one of Louisiana's most infamous voodoo women. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Brandi Glanville is the perfect example of the old Chinese saying 'that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.'

The 39-year-old attractive ex-wife of Eddie "Alley Cat" Cibrian, 38, is still devastated at the fact that country singer LeAnn Rimes waltzed into her marriage and stole her husband away from her.

Glanville told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-a-Vis that she tried her best to hold on to Eddie but that the 29-year-old Nashville songstress spent a lot of time serenading her hubby while dressed in Daisy Duke shorts and a tight little Tennessee Titan's football halter top.

"Dandy Brandi" as her attorney Gloria Allred calls her came out very good in the divorce settlement getting the two children, the house, the SUV, the pick up truck, the tractor, the jet ski's, and their 1,600 acre ranch in Colorado.

But the ex-Mrs. Eddie Cibrian, who has been known to take on the role of a cougar, says that she is not satisfied and recently flew down to Lake Charles, Louisiana and met with one of the states most infamous voodoo women Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette.

Brandi said that she is prepared to pay whatever it costs to have Madam Lafayette cast a curse on the marriage of her ex-husband and the skinny little husband stealer (Glanville's words).

Madam Lafayette is alleged to have cast a total of 700 curses on individuals and out of those 700, 697 were successful.

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