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Wednesday, 30 November 2011

The popular fictional character Bilbo Baggins has an arrest warrant out on him for crimes against humanity in Ivory coast, however some are questioning the validity of the warrant believing it to be for Laurent Gbagbo 'Baggins.'

Interpol, having issued the arrest warrant today, justified their findings saying in a statement: 'Baggins is wanted for many crimes against humans, elves and orcs and we implore he turn himself in as soon as possible.'

We asked what Interpol was doing about the ex Ivory Coast President allegedly responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent people and they replied: 'Who. We are looking for Bilbo Baggins and this Laurent Gbagbo you talk of is not on our wanted list.

Interpol asked anyone with information leading to the arrest of Baggins and his accomplice Gandalf the Grey to get in touch with them via the usual channels.

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