Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Topics: Miley Cyrus

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

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A photo taken of Miley Cyrus' Birthday Cake. (Photo by Demi Lovato).

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out audience at The Ipso Facto Coliseum in San Francisco.

After the show she spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo in her dressing room.

San Guacamole asked how her dad, the former Billy Ray Cyrus was doing after having lost a tonsil in a Thanksgiving Day dinner injury.

Miley said that her dad was fine and that she rushed him to the hospital and a team of three doctors worked on him for two hours and managed to put the tonsil back in his throat where it belonged.

She smiled and said that it scared him so much that his eyebrows turned white, but she had her hair stylist FuFi Fondue drive over to his house and fix them back to the way they were before the injury.

Miley was then asked about her recent 19th birthday party in which one of her closest friends had baked her a Bob Marley birthday cake.

Cyrus beamed with pride as she said that her friend Gauzy Goosebaum had spent three hours personally baking and decorating the cake.

San Guacamole asked Miley what she thought about the reports that had appeared in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that since the cake was a Bob Marley cake that it meant that she (Miley) must be a pothead.

Miley shook her head and said that she had not read the article but that one of her aunts had called her up and asked her why she had someone bake her a marijuana laced birthday cake.

Miley told her aunt that the cake did not contain marijuana and that it really was not even a Bob Marley cake.

San Guacamole got a puzzled look on her face and asked her whose likeness then was on the cake.

Cyrus replied that it was actually Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr., who had won first place in this year's edition of America's Got Talent.

She went on to say that the night he won that she had texted him and congratulated him. She said that he told her that next to Frank Sinatra that she was his favorite singer.

Cyrus thanked him and invited him to attend her 19th birthday party which he did.

In a related story. One of the party guests, who refused to give her name, said that the birthday cake did look like it could have been Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr., because of the dreadlocks and of course the fact that the face decoration was a black guy.

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