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Saturday, 26 November 2011

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Vanessa Hudgens wearing the plaid skirt that was a gift from First Lady Michelle Obama. (Photo by Sasha Obama).

BEVERLY HILLS - Vanessa Hudgens was getting her hair done at the Hair of Haven Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive while chatting with the salon's owner and hairdresser to the stars FuFi Fondue.

Fondue who knows a lot about a lot of Hollywood's biggest celebrities asked Vanessa if the rumors that she was addicted to planking were true.

Hudgens started laughing so hard two of her curlers popped out of her hair and landed on the customer sitting in the next station chair.

She got up, apologized to the customer, and picked up the two curlers. She shook her head and asked FuFi where he had heard such a thing.

He pursed his lips and said that a little birdy had told him. Hudgens asked him if it was a little birdy like a hummingbird or a big birdy like an ostrich.

Fondue started giggling. He told Vanessa that he hates it when she asks questions like that because the past two times he has come very close to peeing in his designer Gloria Vanderbilt's which Fondue said are coming back into style along with Jordache Jeans.

Hudgens was again asked about the planking rumors. She grinned and told Fondue that she had heard the rumors which have been circulating between the Left Coast and the Right Coast regarding her and Zac Efron, and her and Taylor Lautner, and her and Scott McCreery.

She said that in the past some rumors about her have been in fact true such as the one about her liking to pour strawberry jello on her fajita tacos.

And the one about her never wearing the same bra twice and even the one about her telling Jesse James that she would really appreciate it if he did not insist on getting a tattoo with her face on his body.

But she told Fondue that in this case the rumors that she is addicted to planking are positively false. Fondue rolled his eye-shadowed eyes and replied, "Girlfriend you are a great tipper, so whatever you say is fine by me."

November 26, is National Cake Day so everyone of age is encouraged to be sure and get a piece.

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