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Thursday, 24 November 2011

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Sheyla's boobs make these look like a pair of peas!

Sheyla H. The babe with the gigantic, silicone boobs has claimed that having them saved her life. Sheyla has been entered into the book of world records with her bombastic boobs being the largest ever; the silicone industry is highly grateful.

But it could have been so different for Sheyla because now she claims her gigantic "knockers" saved her life. Due to the enormous weight inside her "water melons" she has the tendency, whilst shaking her booty and boobs at freak shows, to fall over forwards (logical).

One time on stage she toppled over, but her gigantic "buffers" avoided her having a nasty accident with several aroused huge Brazilians. In fact if she had landed with her face on their very stiff pride and joy there could have been a mass collision, which could have led to Sheyla swallowing several huge licorice sticks and choking.

Thank God (and the silicone) that she bounced on her boobs instead and avoided a deathly encounter with something long, pointed, black and very hard.

Sheyla and her husband are proud of her ginormous "cannon balls" and he tucks his head between them every night for a massage, rub-down and a relaxing game of hide and seek!

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