Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 24 November 2011

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Justin has stated that Mariah Yeater's baby looks nothing like him but does bare a striking resemblance to Charlie Sheen.

NEW YORK CITY - Canada's singing sensation Justin Bieber has recently appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Late Night With David Letterman, Piers Morgan Tonight, The View, and The Weather Channel stating that he is not the father of Mariah Yeater's baby.

Justin told Barbara Walters that all of this stress is starting to affect his vocal cords and the other day while he was performing at WWW Dot Stadium in Cleveland he suddenly realized that he had trouble hitting the high D Sharp notes.

Bieber decided, on his own, to take a DNA Test. The test was conducted at The Come On In DNA Collection Clinic in Paramus, New Jersey.

The clinic's assistant director Fiona P. Oysterberger, 37, stated that young Bieber showed up promptly at 11:30 a.m. and he was through by 11:35 a.m. since they jumped him ahead of the other nine patients in the waiting room.

Mrs. Oysterberger said that the young singer was very cooperative and he even signed autographs for the 13 clinic employees, as well as for the 9 patients, a FedEx deliveryman, a janitor, and a worker who was fixing the elevator.

Justin reportedly told the nurse who collected the DNA sample that he is so fed up and angry at the ridiculous charges by the San Diego woman that he has instructed his attorney to file a lawsuit against Ms. Yeater on grounds of Falsification of Fructus Habeas Fiduciary and Fabrication of Ad Infinitum Caveat Lector.

He said that he hopes to send a message that will prevent other women in the future who are seeking their 15 minutes of fame plus a ton of money to think twice before they accuse Justin Bieber of being the father of their baby.

Bieber told Bedroom Pillow Talk that when he sues Miss Yeater that he will take the money he is awarded and place it all in his girlfriend Selena Gomez's savings account.

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