A shocking discovery was made today. Janet Jackson is actually Michael Jackson in disguise.
One fan wrote in their diary, "I always wondered why it was you never saw the two of them together. And Janet's face looked funny after Michael got his surgery."
One of the five investigative journalists left in the world, made the discovery while investigating allegations that a man matching Michael's description had been spotted in Las Vegas, at the same time that Janet Jackson was scheduled to perform.
The journalist, who wishes to remain nameless for his own security, said this about the discovery, "he really should have been more careful. Getting spotted like that? Very amateur."
Now that the news is out, Janet Jackson's career is fully expected to sky-rocket out of control.
Said one fan, "this is something we never got with Elvis, and I for one am absolutely thrilled."
There is talk about the investigative journalist writing a novel about his experience.
It will be ghost written.