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Monday, 14 November 2011

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Justin proved that the US Marines is a real man's world especially if you're a woman!

After taking up an offer to escort a rather dishy, female martial arts expert to the Marine Corps ball Justin Timberlake felt so inadequate that he decided to toughen himself up and join the marines.

The dishy Marine, Kelsey de Santis, proved that there are real men beyond "hunky" pop stars like George Michael, Ricky Martin, etc, and she is determined to be one of them (?). (Sorry I meant to beat them)

Timberlake took up the challenge to escort her to the ball and she carried him over the threshold before entering the ball hall. He felt quite embarrassed as the hunky Marine threw him over her shoulder, dressed in his tuxedo, and carried him in.

The other marines stood and applauded Kelsey for having the "balls" to do it and Justin shrunk, swearing to himself to become a real man and join the US Marines.

After the ball he applied for entry, but after several severe tests of his physical ability, alongside the female marines, was rejected on the grounds that his hips were too flimsy. (Years of dancing like a rattle snake have taken their toll)

Never mind, Justin enjoyed the experience of being able to compete with the Amazons of the US Marines and just as he was about to leave the barracks he gave this statement: "I am proud to have been allowed to work out with these fantastic women and there are more real "men" here than in the whole pop world put together!"

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