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Tuesday, 15 November 2011

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The Montezuma Twins, Mandi (L) and Sandi (R), two of the 19 women that Jesse James had an affair with.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - After weeks and weeks of denial, Jesse James has finally decided to tell the truth.

"Messy" Jesse spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and he said that he could not keep it a secret any longer. He confessed that he did in fact cheat on his ex-future wife Kat Von D.

He pointed out that the only reason why he had not revealed his affair or rather affairs was because he figured that they were all just a passing fancy.

The 43-year-old former motorcycle shop owner said that he started feeling guilty and found that he could not sleep, he could not eat, and he had trouble getting his dip stick to salute.

Miss Chipotle asked him how many women did he cheat on Kat with.

He thought for a moment. He took a puff of his Marlboro Cigarette and a drink from his bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey and replied, "Only 19."

"Only 19?" Chipotle screamed out. "Dude what the hell are you a friggin male whore? Never mind don't answer that, I'll answer it for you, 'yes!"

James said that he did not appreciate her referring to him as a male whore because whores get paid and he never took a dime from any of the 19 females.

Chipotle shook her head and replied that he was right because she really needed to refer to him by what he really is a dumbass, low-life, no-account, wormy, male bitch slut who is no better than the cheapest $3 whore in Baghdad.

Jesse who has been called "The Dick With Feet" shrugged his shoulders and said that he was through talking and that he may not be the nicest guy in the country but he certainly isn't the worst.

"Really Jesse. Really?" Chipotle asked. "Then do tell me bitch, who is worse than you?"

James thought for a moment and he then replied, "Bernie Madoff, Ricky Gervais, Len Goodman, and Jerry Sandusky."

SIDENOTE: Kat Von D has stated that she is in the process of having the 8 tattoos that have Jesse's name and likeness removed from the various parts of her body.

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