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Monday, 14 November 2011

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One of the dancing outfits

In an effort to raise much needed funds, the BBC is thinking of moving its popular show 'Strictly Come Dancing' to the summer and filming it on Shepherds Bush Green.

"Due to cuts, we are finding it hard to afford the outfits for our couples, so selling tickets seems like the way to go and a lot more people would see it. The biggest expense this series is Robbie Savage's hair. I will admit, I thought he was a girl at first, and sometimes acts like one," a BBC insider said.

Audley Harrison, who was knocked out on Saturday said, "I'm getting really annoyed about getting knocked out and not knowing about it. I'd have loved to entertain people on Shepherds Bush Green. The way my career is going that's where I'll be sleeping in a couple of years,"

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