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Friday, 11 November 2011

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Lady Gaga left Sky customers furious following her interesting choice of headgear at the 2011 EMA's.

She appeared on stage wearing a satellite on her face, which caused interruption for Skyviewers causing them to lose satellite signal from their televisions.

Sky spokesman Gary Banillow recently said "When Gaga wore the satellite on her head during the awards evening, especially with all the surrounding electronics used on the night, it caused fluctuations in surrounding signals, it was as if the satellite had sucked all signal towards her 'hat'".

After days of dedicated time and effort, Sky managed to bring back all signal to their customers this morning and apologise. Mr Banillow continued to say "We apologise to all our customers who had to go without TV due to Gagas absurd fashion statement, next time she chooses an outfit, we hope she doesn't cause disruption to our daily lives as she is an odd human being".

Gaga won 4 awards at the EMA's which was held in Belfast including Most Flammable Outfit.

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