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Wednesday, 9 November 2011

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The Flag flies at half mast for gamers lured into the Kardashian IED trap

Hot on the heels of recently announced cheats and hidden super weapons for MW3 including barber shop head trimmers and the Dangerfield gas weapon, gamers have also found several traps that lure your shooter into an unrecoverable situation, the most notable being the Kardashian IED.

Hidden deep in the garment district of New York, positioned behind the famous needle and button statue on 7th Avenue, is an excellent graphical representation of Kim Kardashian greeting the gamer with open arms.

"Poor unsuspecting gamers will be sucked into that trap for sure", says Detroit gamer, Tom Harden who added, "but I wasn't fooled". Once finding Kim behind the statue and approaching her, the gamer is immediately faced with an onslaught of unwanted attention, from the bad guys that is. "Cool game feature", says Harden. "You think the flashes that appear all around you are from the paparazzi, until you realize they're actually grenades and your dead".

Gamers and bloggers have agreed that the Kardashian trap should be labeled as an IED, because she actually is a bombshell, most effective at trapping and ruining some poor guy's life.

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