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Wednesday, 9 November 2011

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A photo of a slim Nancy Grace taken on her wedding day. (NOTE: She recently sold the wedding dress to Lady Gaga).

HOLLYWOOD - Television legal commentator Nancy Grace is the latest contestant to be sent home on Dancing With The Stars.

Grace who told reporters that she really and truly lasted a lot longer than she ever dreamed she would said that she enjoyed getting to dance with Tristan McManus even though at times she almost felt like asking the producers for an interpreter.

Nancy made it through eight weeks actually lasting longer than other dancers who were clearly much better than her including Elisabetta Canalis, Kristin Cavallari, Chynna Phillips, and David Arquette.

When Chynna Phillips was eliminated she stated that there was no way that Nancy Grace should have beaten her and she threatened to hire an attorney and take legal action.

Elisabetta Canalis said that Nancy had as much grace as a can of tuna fish. Kristin Cavallari remarked that Nancy had the dancing ability of a boa constrictor.

But perhaps the harshest criticism came from David Arquette who was eliminated last week when he said that watching Nancy Grace dance was about as exciting as watching an Etch-A-Sketch drawing of Joan Rivers.

Hollywood Innuendo asked Nancy Grace backstage what she thought about the nasty comment that Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman had made to her after her last dance when he told her that the clock had struck twelve midnight and she had turned into a pumpkin.

Grace got very serious and said that Len showed that he is nothing but a bitter old fogey who really needs to go back to England before someone like Metta World Peace, the dancer/basketball player formerly known as Ron Artest grabs him by his proper English collar and uses him to clean the Dancing With The Stars dance floor.

When Nancy was asked by Co-Host Tom Bergeron what she enjoyed about the show she smiled and replied that she loved getting to meet the Kardashian family and especially getting to see and touch Kim Kardashian's $2 million wedding ring.

In non-related news. President Obama reportedly told Tittle Tattle Tonight that he hopes that Herman Cain weathers the "PizzaGate" storm and is chosen to be the GOP presidential candidate because he knows that he can kick the brutha's ass for sure.

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