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Monday, 7 November 2011

Jeremy Clarkson got into trouble yesterday for offending X-Factor contestant Frankie Cocozza.

The Top Gear host reportedly said Frankie was like "a distressed dog in pain".

Jeremy Clarkson has been known to get into trouble for offensive comments before, so it comes to no surprise. Clarkson also offended numerous other X Factor acts such as Johnny Robinson, who he called a "grown man high on helium" and Cher Lloyd ("A woman with no swagger").

Show insiders said: "Jeremy Clarkson has been upsetting numerous X Factor acts this year, both past and new. It is really getting to them. "

According to show sources, Kelly Rowland's acts were amongst those offended.

Kelly reportedly said "You know what, babe, I don't see how anyone can have the nerve to criticize my acts. This is making me feel really ill. *fake cough*. I honestly don't think I'll make it on this week's show, man. Best jet off to LA. "

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